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Branding 6/10/07

:roll: :roll: :roll: Gone for the day- come back and get a day of arguing over hats and hairy backed women :shock: ( Only Judith/Kola would be worrying about the hairy backed women) :wink:

My two bits worth--Probably just an area thing- but I can't stand those "flat hat" Mexican flamingo dancer looking creased hats-- Look like they should be in tights and doing ballerina spins... New local District Brand Inspector wears one- and everyone calls him "Flat Hat Matt".... but I'm old fashioned enough that I never heard of "chinks" till 20 years ago-- they are supposed to be full length chaps ( lightweight for summer- angora/sheepskin for winter)-- and good old full 5-6 " crown or Montana crease with a roll on the hat- personally have worn the QH crease for 40 years, but lately like the Conagher ( have a hat with each).....
 
Oldtimer said:
:roll: :roll: :roll: Gone for the day- come back and get a day of arguing over hats and hairy backed women :shock: ( Only Judith/Kola would be worrying about the hairy backed women) :wink:

My two bits worth--Probably just an area thing- but I can't stand those "flat hat" Mexican flamingo dancer looking creased hats-- Look like they should be in tights and doing ballerina spins... New local District Brand Inspector wears one- and everyone calls him "Flat Hat Matt".... but I'm old fashioned enough that I never heard of "chinks" till 20 years ago-- they are supposed to be full length chaps ( lightweight for summer- angora/sheepskin for winter)-- and good old full 5-6 " crown or Montana crease with a roll on the hat- personally have worn the QH crease for 40 years, but lately like the Conagher ( have a hat with each).....

I tend to kind of side in with you, Oldtimer. Of course, I am kind of an "old-timer," too. :wink:

My neighbor had the first pair of chinks in Cherry County, Nebraska--some that he acquired in Nevada back in the '40's. I "borrowed" them from him one cold wet day when I was about ten years old, and they served as "full-length" chaps for me at the time.

Chinks look "cool" but they are not as functional as full-length chaps or "leggins." When it is raining, they don't fend off the dripping water nearly as well as chaps. Then if you are really looking studly with pants tucked into the tops of your boots, the water just runs straight to the bottom of your socks. :(

My theory is that if it is too hot for shotgun chaps, it is too hot to be wearing chinks. It is aggravating at a branding if you are vaccinating or implanting, to have to contend with chinks that the front calf wrestler is wearing. The fringe from the bloomin' things are always in the way.

I've got to admit that the buckaroo look is quite photogenic. Why just this morning I took some good pictures of Saddletramp in action. It is a darn good thing he wasn't taking pictures of me, because I didn't look very photogenic. :? :( Functional maybe, but not photogenic. It was a dreary but hot muggy morning. The grass is knee high in a lot of places and it was dripping wet. I knew that our ride was a short one, and that I would be opening several gates and hanging them up on fences, as we were allowing this bunch of cattle to be in three small weedy lots until they get the grass eaten. Horror of horrors, but I wore my rubber high-topped lace-up overshoes over my Wilson boots. :shock: If I had been in a "cowboy photo" I'd have been laughed off the picture page. Nonetheless, my boots stayed dry and my horse got me where I wanted to go, even though this morning there were no spurs to persuade him.

I am a cross-bred cowboy, carrying English, Irish, Scottish, Pennsylvania Dutch, Swedish and Norwegian blood in my veins. I like swells on my saddle, rubber on my horn, a 30' foot nylon rope, split reins on my bridle, and I gave up using a breast collar on my horses years ago. When I drag the saddle off my horse, I never do up the cinches on the off-side, because I get tired of dinking with extra buckles. This is the same reason I don't like a breast collar, not to mention the fact that I think if a horse could talk, they would also prefer to not pack around the extra weight of one. Personal pet peeves are tie-downs, and saddles with no rope strap or saddle strings.

The older (and more crotchety :wink: ) that I get, the more I prefer function over form. :wink: :-)
 
Ohhhh Myyyyy Goodnessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! I leave ya'll alone for half a day while I'm workin my fingers to the bone cleanin carpets....and this is what I find when I get back?????

For Shame For Shame!!!!!

Jinglebob!!!! You in a man bikini!!!!!! I had a visual there....it reminded me of years ago Mr Lilly had a speedo. Thank goodness I finally got my paws on it and burned the thing!!!!!!! He was makin threats of wearin it again in public not long ago!!!! hhhahahahahaha NOT happenin.....and if it did....you wouldnt find me anywhere near him.

I quit wearin a bikini quite a few years ago, on a trip to the Beach...kids was rushin me to hurry it up and git it on.........I got it on.....but wasn't leavin the bathroom.....cuz I thought somethin was seriously wrong with the thing....on hind cheek was hangin out....n the other one wasn't........I hadda call MR Lilly in there to help me figure out what was wrong.....dangit......how many times did my mama tell me when I was little, the tag goes in the back. Mr Lilly came in and died laffin, cuz the tag was hangin out there on one hind cheek. So...no more bikini's fer me. All the daggum holes in the thing were all the same size...least they looked that way. I had it on completely upside down bassackwards.
 
The older (and more crotchety ) that I get, the more I prefer funcion over form.

AMEN-- the last 2 days me and the grandkids have put stays in between fence posts on a couple sections of deeded pasture ( irregularlly fenced too- a project I've intermittently done several times, a few at a time- and wanted to do for some time, and finally had the time without anything else that needed to be done--we put in about about 460 stays to complete it :shock: )-- and I threw away the boots for a couple days and wore tenny runners walking the fenceline-- (which wasn't the smartest idea when I got cactus in them yesterday or almost lost them in a spring/bog sink today :roll: )...

But the older I get function does overweigh form :)
 
You know.. you leave for a short time, don't pay attention to a thread and boom.. There it goes and for once, with very little help from me (sans the mention of sherman tank boobs) .. oh well, I digress

I look at a lot of the things that both groups wear (buckaroo and cowboy) and think it could be simplier but that isn't really the point always (I can pull over a henly or t-shirt a lot faster than I can put on a shirt with snaps or buttons) or anyways.. There will always be an element of tradition to these things that goes beyond how fast you can get dressed and going in the morning.

What ever floats your boat I guess. I kind of prefer the buckaroo look myself but probably couldn't pull it off as I am a magnet for dirt and anyways, I couldn't rope a plastic steer head on the end of a bale while I was 3 feet away from it... Not that I have tried but my roping attempts on sick calves can best be described as futile.
 
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
While I was readin that, the whole time I was thankin...ok the difference between a buckaroo and a cowboy is ....well I think it was Judith that pointed it out. Buckaroo's seem to be all clean white shirts, a nicely creased hat....all duded up for a brandin etc. (Nothin wrong with that at all)

Cowboys...least in our neck of the woods...when its cow workin day, ya end up dirty, sweaty, your shirt is no longer the color it was at the beginnin of the day, blood, sweat, cow poop, and if your lucky...maybe a lil mud.

Similarities tho....there's always that satisfied grin on their faces when the day's done.

I in no way meant to offend anyone with my opinion of the difference between a cowboy and a buckaroo, and the cleanliness of their clothes.....here are a couple of photo's that came to mind of a cow workin when it is hot and humid.........
Bill-workin-cows.jpg


David-horse-sweatin.jpg

This is about 9am in the mornin shortly after we got em all penned, and started sortin em.
Aint no such thang as stayin clean when it's this hot.
 
WOW look how soaked that pony is! Humidity is sooo gross. uggg.... But everyone is still smilin so it must have been a good day :)
 
My, my , my!

Saddles, I prefer a slickfork with buckin rolls as I never had a swell forked saddle where the swells did me any good. Buckin' rolls are softer and lower so they are easier to find in a storm.

Chinks are slightly cooler than leggins. Chinks were originally made to just break over the knee and these guys now adays want them almost as long as leggins. So Soap is right about the fringe being in the way. 'Course, the way we held the calves with horses, there wasn't anyone settin' on them so it didn't really matter to the guy (or lady) vaccinating. Kind of like when Soap brands. Don't see what your whining about, ain't anybody in your way, the way you hold the calves also. :wink: Chinks are nicer in the early spring as when you take your boots off when you come in the house for a cup of coffee or tea, you don't have wet leather hanging around your ankles. Easier to get around afoot, tagging calves and such, also.

Rope, longer is handier, except maybe in the corral.

Slick horn because I can slide it so easy if I need to and hold it if I want to. I don't like jerkin' my horse or cattle around. We sell pounds. The less you knock off from them the more you have to sell. Sore backed, jerked around horses ain't fun for me to ride. And I do what I do for the fun. Sure as hell not the money. I could sell out and invest the money and make a hell of a lot more!

Tuckin' pants in is way more comfortable to me. I have fat calves on my legs so pants are harder to put over than tuck in. And I don't worry about rain in my boots as I have a long slicker and face it, in this country, riding in the rain is a real novelty. :lol:

Why do guys buy 17 inch top boots and then cover them with their pants legs. If your going to put you pants over them why not just buy short top ones?

All of this is purely my opinion and I really don't care what anybody else does. It's a free country and everyone is welcome to do as they choose.

When you are afraid to try something new, maybe you might as well quit or die. :wink: :lol:
 
Well, ya'll....don't complain about being left out...just proves you need to be here more!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Lily, yepper GA looks the same when working cows...nasty ...nasty...nasty. We usually wash off with the hose pipe and stip off BEFORE getting anywhere near the house!!!!

I got some chinks that MB( Soapweed & JB know who I'm talkin' about) had made for me. Wanted me to use them to work hay here in GA. YEAH...and die of a heat stroke :shock: :shock:

So, they are hanging on my wall here in the office, all nice and pretty and clean!!!!
 
I have a pair of chinks I made a few years ago for myself too. I've worn em exactly once. Bout hadda thermo nuclear meltdown. So haven't worn em since. The pair the fella wears that helps us work cows. I built his too.

Might be alright to wear em in the winter time. But that's not when we work cows LOL
 
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I have a pair of chinks I made a few years ago for myself too. I've worn em exactly once. Bout hadda thermo nuclear meltdown. So haven't worn em since. The pair the fella wears that helps us work cows. I built his too.

Might be alright to wear em in the winter time. But that's not when we work cows LOL

Hmmm, guess them brush cowboys in Texas must be tuffer' than you'll, huh? :wink:
 
The first time I saw a buddy wearing chinks I told him 'You don't wash your chaps in hot water' lol. To be honest I don't really care to wear any kind very much. Clothes and tack have never made a cowboy yet-seen some pretty ranchy looking characters that were useless as a dogs hind tit.
 
Seriously,what an emotional day and its only 8am,first I cried my eyes out at Been Theres post...now I laughed so hard i dern near peed meself.


Judy...NO SKIRTS...member what happened LAST time you went out in a skirt :?


Kola...Sasquatches take holidays too

JB...PLEASE explain the red Elephant thing :lol:
 


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