Bush - Cheney eating at restaurant

[passin thru]

One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says. "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton after being in that office.
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."

 

[Jinglebob]

Yeah, even funnier! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And even better if they were old, fat, haggish wimmin! :lol:

Huh, all you hillbilles out there, it's true ain't it? :lol: :lol:

 

[mp.freelance]

I know a joke that's offensive to archaelogists that could bridge this divide, but I think it's too dirty to post here.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

That was a insult to the inth degree. Real men don't eat quiche. :cowboy:

 

[Soapweed]

That was a insult to the inth degree. Real men don't eat quiche. :cowboy:

Real cowboys don't wear sunglasses. They just squint while they smoke. :wink:

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

Ok that's funny, I dont care who ya are!!!! HaHaHaHa