kolanuraven
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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church
outside
Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him,
"We've
been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's
position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a
contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say
the
President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in
desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug,
smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into
the
church.
As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He
is
a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky
weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to
put
himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then
posing
before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'
He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the
American
people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has
taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've
ever personally known or known of. But compared to Dick Cheney, George
Bush
is a saint."
Looks like this got deleted...by mistake I'm sure...So I put it back
outside
Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him,
"We've
been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's
position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a
contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say
the
President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in
desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug,
smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into
the
church.
As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He
is
a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky
weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to
put
himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then
posing
before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'
He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the
American
people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has
taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've
ever personally known or known of. But compared to Dick Cheney, George
Bush
is a saint."
Looks like this got deleted...by mistake I'm sure...So I put it back
