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Canadian Half-wit

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Feb 12, 2005
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A man owned a small farm in Canada. The Canadian Wage and Hour
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every week," replied the farmer.

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the

The farmer says, "That would be me."
Maple Leaf Angus said:
ranchwife said:
funny....sad....AND true :wink: :wink:

Now, Ranchwife, yer not takin' a hidden swipe at Canadian farmers, r u? :wink:

morning, mla!!! as hanta said....just understanding where you are coming from!!! been there....done that!! hope ya have a good day! :wink:

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