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HAY MAKER

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Bmr and manitoba-Rancher were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics in Alberta, One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
with nothing to do. Bmr said, "Man, I wish we had something to
drink!"
M_R says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel
and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and
get completely smashed.

The next morning BMR wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!


Then the phone rings. It's M_R
he says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

BMR says, "I feel great. How about you?"

M_R says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

BMR says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver." :D :D :D
 

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Good one Haymaker. Everybody seems to want you in Deadwood so why don't you have a little nip and a little rip and save time and money getting there next week? :wink:
 

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Good one Tam!! Haymaker that was a good one also.
 

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Tam said:
Good one Haymaker. Everybody seems to want you in Deadwood so why don't you have a little nip and a little rip and save time and money getting there next week? :wink:

I cant go,just bad timing for me,but I believe you have a great idea,since you and Mr Tam are goin,you have yourself a snort, cut loose a ____.Let Mr Tam hang onto your belt loop,becareful tho with that big butt of yourn,might wind up in Mexico city :D :D :D ...............good luck
 

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Tam,

This is why Haymaker cant gas his way too Deadwood. This is a picture of his girlfriend.

http://www.anyfun.net/show.phtml?type=pics&name=oops&num=4 :wink:
 

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Manitoba_Rancher said:
Tam,

This is why Haymaker cant gas his way too Deadwood. This is a picture of his girlfriend.

http://www.anyfun.net/show.phtml?type=pics&name=oops&num=4 :wink:


that's not any thang I want to be around,sum beech scares the hell outa me.Wonder how they got that two piece on her :shock: .......good luck
 

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Wow Haymaker now we know why you start drinking on your porch and then go to the bar for the evening. They say the girls get better looking at closing time but I doubt you could drink enough at the bar alone to make that gal to look pretty. :help: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: But if that is all you can attract you better go for it Haymaker. :wink: Ever heard of Coyote ugly
 

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Horseman said:
HAY MAKER said:
Manitoba_Rancher said:
Tam,

This is why Haymaker cant gas his way too Deadwood. This is a picture of his girlfriend.

http://www.anyfun.net/show.phtml?type=pics&name=oops&num=4 :wink:


that's not any thang I want to be around,sum beech scares the hell outa me.Wonder how they got that two piece on her :shock: .......good luck

She's still got a hot body Hay Maker..............................Nothing a brown paper bag couldn't cure.

Yeah, I'll bet with all that fur, she is hot! :shock: :eek: :lol:
 

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Horseman said:
HAY MAKER said:
Manitoba_Rancher said:
Tam,

This is why Haymaker cant gas his way too Deadwood. This is a picture of his girlfriend.

http://www.anyfun.net/show.phtml?type=pics&name=oops&num=4 :wink:


that's not any thang I want to be around,sum beech scares the hell outa me.Wonder how they got that two piece on her :shock: .......good luck

She's still got a hot body Hay Maker..............................Nothing a brown paper bag couldn't cure.


Your gonna need more than a paper sack to get me around that damn thing :shock: .........good luck Horseman
 

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