Caption this......

[hypocritexposer]

mine:


Michelle: "so if this "stick man" represents the President, why don't you show us what this "stick man" does all day"

Little boy: "way ahead of you toots. Dad told me to anticipate a campaign speech...."

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

"Some days I would like to shake Barry and ring his bells."

 

[Soapweed]

"We're going to give out free jingle bells to some of you, and tax the snot out of everyone else."

 

[Lonecowboy]

Michelle: The government is like Santa Clause, always giving presents to everyone. Every time you hear me ring this bell it represents the government giving something to someone.

Boy: But Santa won't cause me to pay through here when I'm a grown up, like your husband will!


Michelle: See Barry, even a child can understand it!