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I guess I being a protestant do not have any real question with catholic,baptist,luthern,etc,etc. I kinda think that we all are based on the same bible and sure think especially at this time, that all christians should really stick together. Together we'll stand----divided we'll all fall. A little teaseing and discussion in fun is the good open american way but we may have to get just as serious as our forefathers did pre ww2.
 
bllcattle said:
I guess I being a protestant do not have any real question with catholic,baptist,luthern,etc,etc. I kinda think that we all are based on the same bible and sure think especially at this time, that all christians should really stick together. Together we'll stand----divided we'll all fall. A little teaseing and discussion in fun is the good open american way but we may have to get just as serious as our forefathers did pre ww2.
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:tiphat: :agree:
 
burnt said:
bllcattle said:
I guess I being a protestant do not have any real question with catholic,baptist,luthern,etc,etc. I kinda think that we all are based on the same bible and sure think especially at this time, that all christians should really stick together. Together we'll stand----divided we'll all fall. A little teaseing and discussion in fun is the good open american way but we may have to get just as serious as our forefathers did pre ww2.
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:tiphat: :agree:
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AMEN
 
Do you Catholics like pope Francis as a new pope? I kind of like him so far from what I can tell. I like that he's unassuming.
 
redrobin said:
Do you Catholics like pope Francis as a new pope? I kind of like him so far from what I can tell. I like that he's unassuming.
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Hard to judge someone after 3 days but since the Holy Spirit led the College of Cardinals to elect him I feel he is the person God wanted to lead the Church. He comes across as the kind that could remove the vestments, put on a pair of slacks and a casual shirt, sit him down with a group from Ranchers and he'd fit right in. Probably would even buy the first round. :wink:
 
I am not disapointed by the election of Pope Francis.

Having grown up under the influence of the Jesuits of St. Francis Indian Mission, and knowing the dedication and hard work of the Jesuits, the fact that he is a Jesuit is a plus.
 
Red Robin......why don't you try to be a bit more offensive next time!!

Geezzz.............
 
leanin' H said:
I am neither Catholic or Baptist. But just the way you phrased your question probably offended some Catholics. :? What is funny to you is a really important part of other folks lives. You called them effeminate and said they had joker outfits? :shock: Didnt sound like you wanted to know much, just take a shot at them! :? I guess my point is, you and i arent Catholics so why worry what they do or how they do it? And for sure why ask a question the way you worded yours? :???: Would you like someone to treat your religion the way you treated theirs? It's called the golden rule, you might try figuring out what that means before you make silly and most likely offensive comments about other folks. My two cents. Just think ya could of asked you questions in a more civil and respectful way. :wink:
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kolanuraven said:
Red Robin......why don't you try to be a bit more offensive next time!!

Geezzz.............


" Know what you always find when there are 4 Baptist together, a 5th





(of booze)"
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What was that?

An example of how to be more offensive?

Wasn't a very good one, but I'm sure you will keep trying. :?
 
Big Muddy rancher said:
kolanuraven said:
Red Robin......why don't you try to be a bit more offensive next time!!

Geezzz.............


" Know what you always find when there are 4 Baptist together, a 5th





(of booze)"
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What was that?

An example of how to be more offensive?

Wasn't a very good one, but I'm sure you will keep trying. :?
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Ohhh...you ain't seen nothing yet!!

:wink:
 
Hey Red Robin: You know you're a Baptist if:


.YOU MIGHT BE A SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF...



- You think John the Baptist started the SBC.

- You think God's presence is strongest on the back three pews.

- You think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.

- You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.

- Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.

- You ever wondered when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong would get paid off.

- You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.

- You think worship music has to be loud.

- You think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.

- You judge the quality of a service by its length.

- You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach.

- You believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.

- You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.

- You have ever put an IOU in the offering plate.

- You think someone who says "Amen" while the preacher is preaching might be a Charismatic.

- You complain that the pastor only works one day and then he works too long.

- You clapped in church and felt guilty about it all week.

- You are old enough to get a senior discount at the pharmacy, but not old enough to promote to the Senior Adult Sunday School; you think the only promotion after that is the cemetery.

- You are upset that Joshua brought down the wall of Jericho and think that the deacons should recommend that the church pay for it to prevent a general ruckus.

- You are upset that the last hymn in the new hymnal is numbered "666."

- You happen to know that Lottie Moon is not a member of the Unification Church.

- You wonder when they are ever going to get that Cooperative Program thing paid for.
 
I LOVE the one about the back 3 pews!!!

It is soooooooooooooooo true!!


It's amazing to see them fight over who will get the last seat on the back pew!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Lookie what I found in PB.....



Red Barn Angus
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Posts: 327
Location: Eastern KS
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:19 pm Post subject:
Ya know, OT, I'm not sure if you are trying to be funny or what but if you are you are failing miserably. I am not Catholic but there is nothing to be gained by making fun of the church and their method of choosing a Pope.
 
kolanuraven said:
Lookie what I found in PB.....



Red Barn Angus
Member



Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 327
Location: Eastern KS
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:19 pm Post subject:
Ya know, OT, I'm not sure if you are trying to be funny or what but if you are you are failing miserably. I am not Catholic but there is nothing to be gained by making fun of the church and their method of choosing a Pope.
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Yea so what does Redrobin and Red Barn Angus have to do with each other? :?
 
Big Muddy rancher said:
kolanuraven said:
Lookie what I found in PB.....

Red Barn Angus
Member

Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 327
Location: Eastern KS
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:19 pm Post subject:
Ya know, OT, I'm not sure if you are trying to be funny or what but if you are you are failing miserably. I am not Catholic but there is nothing to be gained by making fun of the church and their method of choosing a Pope.
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Yeah, so what does Redrobin and Red Barn Angus have to do with each other? :?
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Observation?

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
 

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