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Cattle Buyer Joke

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Feb 11, 2005
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The cattle buyer got in his Escalade, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 years old opened the door.

"Is your pa home?" asked the cattle buyer.

"No, sir, he ain't", the boy said. "He went to town."

"Well ," said the cattle buyer, "Is your ma here?"

"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went to town with Pa."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?

"He went with Ma and Pa."

The cattle buyer stood there, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools is, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Pa?"

"Well," said the cattle buyer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your pa. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.

The boy considered for a moment... "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps ya any, I know he charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the boar. But I really don't how much he charges fer Howard."

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