rkaiser
Well-known member
Subject: Smile of the day......Why I have never owned a Harley.......
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> >>
> >> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> >>together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink.
> >>
> >> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
> >>the farmer for help!
> >>
> >> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> >>searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.
> >>
> >> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> >>
> >> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
> >> length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> >>
> >> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> >>chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
> >>loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
> >>
> >> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
> >>the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> >>bike, rescued the horse!
> >>
> >> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> >> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> >>
> >> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
> >>Best Pals
> >>
> >> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
> >>too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
> >>
> >> The horse thought a moment, walked over,and straddled the large puddle.
> >>
> >> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
> >>and he would then lift him out of the pit.
> >>
> >> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> >>saving his life.
> >>
> >>
> >> The moral of the story? ....... (yep, you betcha, there IS a
> >> moral!)
> >>
> >> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick
Up Chicks!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> >>together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink.
> >>
> >> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
> >>the farmer for help!
> >>
> >> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> >>searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.
> >>
> >> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> >>
> >> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
> >> length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> >>
> >> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> >>chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
> >>loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
> >>
> >> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
> >>the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> >>bike, rescued the horse!
> >>
> >> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> >> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> >>
> >> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
> >>Best Pals
> >>
> >> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
> >>too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
> >>
> >> The horse thought a moment, walked over,and straddled the large puddle.
> >>
> >> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
> >>and he would then lift him out of the pit.
> >>
> >> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> >>saving his life.
> >>
> >>
> >> The moral of the story? ....... (yep, you betcha, there IS a
> >> moral!)
> >>
> >> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick
Up Chicks!"
> >>
