EmptyPockets
Well-known member
Every year thousands of ranchers experience the first calf of the season. Each ranch is different, yet many are alike in some ways. We start the 1st calf heifers earlier then the range cows, so bring them home so we can tend to them closely as they experience their 1st born.
I thought I'd put ours to a different perspective, after all aren't we a business just like motels, cafe's, only we cater to our livestock. This is what our add would look like if we were mainstreet USA. :wink:
Cow Comfort-Inn
It's that time of year once again
When things just start to hoppin
Warmer temps and melting ice
And heifers start a poppin
While feeding heifers the other day
A black spot I did see
A baby calf lying in the grass
Born a full two weeks early
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So I hustled home and set up pens
And moved the girls all in
Now I'm ready and open for business
At the old Cow-comfort Inn
Our hours are really flexible
We're open both night and day
Our season starts by the middle of March
But shuts down early May
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The rooms are clean and spacious
Complete with water and hay
The price is really reasonable
Have a baby and you can stay!
We specialize in 1st calf heifers
Here at the Cow-Comfort Inn
And if you have any problems
We've a modern calvin pen
You'll find plenty of shelter here
As you enjoy your stay
And don't worry about hunger
We've the finest hay buffet
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Our satisfied customers are many
And I don't mean to brag
But they usually leave here with a baby
And a brand new matching tag
I don't claim to be Tom Bodette
And this ain't Motel 6, that's true
But our office is always open
And we'll keep a light on for you!
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[/img] :wink: Y'all come back now ya hear! :roll:[/img]
I thought I'd put ours to a different perspective, after all aren't we a business just like motels, cafe's, only we cater to our livestock. This is what our add would look like if we were mainstreet USA. :wink:
Cow Comfort-Inn
It's that time of year once again
When things just start to hoppin
Warmer temps and melting ice
And heifers start a poppin

While feeding heifers the other day
A black spot I did see
A baby calf lying in the grass
Born a full two weeks early
[/img]

So I hustled home and set up pens
And moved the girls all in
Now I'm ready and open for business
At the old Cow-comfort Inn

Our hours are really flexible
We're open both night and day
Our season starts by the middle of March
But shuts down early May
[/img]

The rooms are clean and spacious
Complete with water and hay
The price is really reasonable
Have a baby and you can stay!

We specialize in 1st calf heifers
Here at the Cow-Comfort Inn
And if you have any problems
We've a modern calvin pen

You'll find plenty of shelter here
As you enjoy your stay
And don't worry about hunger
We've the finest hay buffet
[/img]

Our satisfied customers are many
And I don't mean to brag
But they usually leave here with a baby
And a brand new matching tag

I don't claim to be Tom Bodette
And this ain't Motel 6, that's true
But our office is always open
And we'll keep a light on for you!

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[/img] :wink: Y'all come back now ya hear! :roll:[/img]