leanin' H
Well-known member
Hats
My wife says I have, too many hats?
That's like a cat lady. with too many cats,
Or a vampire, with too many bats.
I mean, who in the hell ever has enough hats?
I have a work hat I wear, when I cut cedar post.
I have my favorite one, that I love the most.
I have one I wear for breakfast, when we eat French toast.
And one I wear to parties I am asked to host.
I have one that I wear when the sun is high.
I have one for cold weather, when snow falls from the sky.
I have one just for airplanes, if I ever go fly.
And I've got one I wear, if I'm sad, and cry.
I have one I wear, when I'm ridin my horse.
And one that I only wear, to church, of course.
One that I wear, if I'm feeling remorse.
And one, when a politician, wants me to endorse.
But, somehow she thinks I have way too many.
I think if she had her way, I wouldn't have any.
But it's tough to define, how many is plenty?
And my collection could be worth, a very pretty penny.
She can't figure out where they all came from.
I've got a good system, and it isn't random.
Feed stores and auctions, have given me some.
And the tractor part's store, hands them out like they're chum.
When I walk in a store and see hats on the wall
How can I resist, that I kinda want them all?
And if I do not buy at least one, the salesman will bawl!
Now truly, does that sound strange to y'all?
There just ain't no way I've got too many hats!
It's like having a tire, that never goes flat.
I mean who in the hell, wouldn't want that?
Imagine a cowboy, that only owns, one dog gone hat!
But I promised my wife I'd try to cut back
Maybe only have seven, that are felt and black.
But I'm kind of a junkie, hooked on hats, not crack.
But if I buy one more, I'm bound to catch flack.
So I guess my collection, will not be expanding,
Now that she and I have, our new understanding.
I just had to choose one, when I came to this branding.
Or I may end up exactly like that bull calf, they are currently banding.
Darrell Holden
Nov 22
My wife says I have, too many hats?
That's like a cat lady. with too many cats,
Or a vampire, with too many bats.
I mean, who in the hell ever has enough hats?
I have a work hat I wear, when I cut cedar post.
I have my favorite one, that I love the most.
I have one I wear for breakfast, when we eat French toast.
And one I wear to parties I am asked to host.
I have one that I wear when the sun is high.
I have one for cold weather, when snow falls from the sky.
I have one just for airplanes, if I ever go fly.
And I've got one I wear, if I'm sad, and cry.
I have one I wear, when I'm ridin my horse.
And one that I only wear, to church, of course.
One that I wear, if I'm feeling remorse.
And one, when a politician, wants me to endorse.
But, somehow she thinks I have way too many.
I think if she had her way, I wouldn't have any.
But it's tough to define, how many is plenty?
And my collection could be worth, a very pretty penny.
She can't figure out where they all came from.
I've got a good system, and it isn't random.
Feed stores and auctions, have given me some.
And the tractor part's store, hands them out like they're chum.
When I walk in a store and see hats on the wall
How can I resist, that I kinda want them all?
And if I do not buy at least one, the salesman will bawl!
Now truly, does that sound strange to y'all?
There just ain't no way I've got too many hats!
It's like having a tire, that never goes flat.
I mean who in the hell, wouldn't want that?
Imagine a cowboy, that only owns, one dog gone hat!
But I promised my wife I'd try to cut back
Maybe only have seven, that are felt and black.
But I'm kind of a junkie, hooked on hats, not crack.
But if I buy one more, I'm bound to catch flack.
So I guess my collection, will not be expanding,
Now that she and I have, our new understanding.
I just had to choose one, when I came to this branding.
Or I may end up exactly like that bull calf, they are currently banding.
Darrell Holden
Nov 22
