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nortexsook

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A Cowboy walked into a drug store in Waco, Texas, and asked
to talk to a MALE pharmacist.
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The woman he was talking to said that she was the ONLY pharmacist
and, as she and her sister owned the store, there were
no males employed there.
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She then asked if she could help him but the cowboy said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing
with a male pharmacist.
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The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional,
and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
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The cowboy then agreed and began by saying,
''This is tough for me to discuss, but I have, um, I have a
PERMANENT ERECTION.
It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was
wondering what you could give me for it.''
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The pharmacist said,
''Just a minute; I'll talk to my sister.''
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When she returned, she said,
''We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is one-third
ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, five home-cooked
dinners a week, and $3,000 a month in living expenses."
 

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