Jinglebob
Well-known member
This one needs a little work, but I thought it fit the discussion!
Tab
I was lookin for a ranch job one time
But good jobs was kind'a hard to find
Especially when you've got your dog along
But this ol' pup I had would really mind
Now I've seen some real good hounds
But ol' Tab, he was probably the best
He hadn't made much of a mistake in years
He could pass any ranchdog type test
So I stops in at a ranch one day
Where I heard they was needin' some help
The boss says, "I can sure use a good man
But I don't need no dad burned whelp!"
"If you'll just give us a chance" I says
"I'll gaurantee you, we can do any task
And if we don't, we'll go on down the road
Give us a fair trial, is all that I ask!"
So me and the boss and my good dog, Tab
We saddles up and heads on out
To gather some stock that the man needed sorted
This guy will see what my dogs all about
When we come to a gate Tab runs on ahead
Throws it back, to let us on thru'
Waits 'till we ride by then he shuts it
This feller raised an eyebrow or two
I just sit there and don't say nuthin' at all
'Cause I want the boss to be impressed
At all of the things a good dog could do
Like I said, Tab can pass any workin' dog test
We find some cattle and Tab starts to sort
And that ol' dog is workin' just great
All me an the boss seem to have to do
Is to point out a cow and then watch the gate
I'm not tryin to help ol' Tab at all
Cause I need to make the boss understand
That if he hires me he's gettin' a real good deal
For the price of one, he gets two fine hands
Then one cow starts to get on the fight
But that don't bother ol' Tab none at all
He's seen bunches of ringy ol' she cattle
Matter of fact, ol' Tabs havin' a ball
A big snorty bull is the next on the list
And my dog Tab brings him out, plumb slick
With a few well placed bites the bull's on the run
He's sorted off and out of the gate damn quick
It wasn't too long and we were done
and Tab ain't made a single mistake
I'm feelin' purty good figurin' we must be hired
Feel pretty sure this feller will give us a break
All this time we been sittin' and watchin
Tab done the sortin' and did it just fine too
Any other time, why I'd a helped Tab out
But I wanted this guy to see what a dog could do
'Cause Tabs got to sell us to this feller
If the boss likes him, we got a job for sure
The boss asks, "Does he work like this for anyone?"
"You bet", I says," He's not your typical cur!"
"Well he sure can work!", the boss said and smiled
And we heads back to the ranch at a jog
I'm feelin pretty good, 'till we get to the house
Where he sends me a packin..... and hires my dog!
Tab
I was lookin for a ranch job one time
But good jobs was kind'a hard to find
Especially when you've got your dog along
But this ol' pup I had would really mind
Now I've seen some real good hounds
But ol' Tab, he was probably the best
He hadn't made much of a mistake in years
He could pass any ranchdog type test
So I stops in at a ranch one day
Where I heard they was needin' some help
The boss says, "I can sure use a good man
But I don't need no dad burned whelp!"
"If you'll just give us a chance" I says
"I'll gaurantee you, we can do any task
And if we don't, we'll go on down the road
Give us a fair trial, is all that I ask!"
So me and the boss and my good dog, Tab
We saddles up and heads on out
To gather some stock that the man needed sorted
This guy will see what my dogs all about
When we come to a gate Tab runs on ahead
Throws it back, to let us on thru'
Waits 'till we ride by then he shuts it
This feller raised an eyebrow or two
I just sit there and don't say nuthin' at all
'Cause I want the boss to be impressed
At all of the things a good dog could do
Like I said, Tab can pass any workin' dog test
We find some cattle and Tab starts to sort
And that ol' dog is workin' just great
All me an the boss seem to have to do
Is to point out a cow and then watch the gate
I'm not tryin to help ol' Tab at all
Cause I need to make the boss understand
That if he hires me he's gettin' a real good deal
For the price of one, he gets two fine hands
Then one cow starts to get on the fight
But that don't bother ol' Tab none at all
He's seen bunches of ringy ol' she cattle
Matter of fact, ol' Tabs havin' a ball
A big snorty bull is the next on the list
And my dog Tab brings him out, plumb slick
With a few well placed bites the bull's on the run
He's sorted off and out of the gate damn quick
It wasn't too long and we were done
and Tab ain't made a single mistake
I'm feelin' purty good figurin' we must be hired
Feel pretty sure this feller will give us a break
All this time we been sittin' and watchin
Tab done the sortin' and did it just fine too
Any other time, why I'd a helped Tab out
But I wanted this guy to see what a dog could do
'Cause Tabs got to sell us to this feller
If the boss likes him, we got a job for sure
The boss asks, "Does he work like this for anyone?"
"You bet", I says," He's not your typical cur!"
"Well he sure can work!", the boss said and smiled
And we heads back to the ranch at a jog
I'm feelin pretty good, 'till we get to the house
Where he sends me a packin..... and hires my dog!