I have posted this in one of the other forums, but it is more appropriate here:
A scientist said to God, "God, I think I have your Creation figured out. I want to prove it. I'll meet you in the garden tomorrow."
God frowned, but agreed to let the scientist demomstrate. "Okay, see you there. How are you going to prove that to me?"
"I will build man."
"Let's make it a contest."
"Okay, deal."
The next day, they both showed up at the garden.
The scientist, with a big pile of dirt in front of him and God with nothing.
As they begin, God sees that the scientist is molding the dirt, and asks, "What are you doing?"
"I'm building man."
God smiles and says," Use your own dirt."
A scientist said to God, "God, I think I have your Creation figured out. I want to prove it. I'll meet you in the garden tomorrow."
God frowned, but agreed to let the scientist demomstrate. "Okay, see you there. How are you going to prove that to me?"
"I will build man."
"Let's make it a contest."
"Okay, deal."
The next day, they both showed up at the garden.
The scientist, with a big pile of dirt in front of him and God with nothing.
As they begin, God sees that the scientist is molding the dirt, and asks, "What are you doing?"
"I'm building man."
God smiles and says," Use your own dirt."
