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leanin' H

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I don't have a dog in this fight, but i had to share this email I got....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

Dear Abby

I have two brothers, one attended Nebraska and the other one was sent
to the electric chair

My mother died in an insane asylum

My father has been a dope dealer, since I was three

I also have two sisters, one is a well known prostitute and the
other lives with the local mafia boss

I have just met a wonderful girl who was just released from
prison for smothering her illegitimate child.

We are very much in love and plan to be married, as soon as her
V.D. clears up

My problem is this, should I tell her about my brother who
attended Nebraska?




Concerned in K.C.
 
leanin' H said:
I don't have a dog in this fight, but i had to share this email I got....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

Dear Abby

I have two brothers, one attended Nebraska and the other one was sent
to the electric chair

My mother died in an insane asylum

My father has been a dope dealer, since I was three

I also have two sisters, one is a well known prostitute and the
other lives with the local mafia boss

I have just met a wonderful girl who was just released from
prison for smothering her illegitimate child.

We are very much in love and plan to be married, as soon as her
V.D. clears up

My problem is this, should I tell her about my brother who
attended Nebraska?




Concerned in K.C.
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The names have been changed to protect the innocent...
That is such an old one.... I got that one a year ago and it was about Colorado.... :roll: :roll: Get with the program... :twisted: :D :D




I do have a friend in nebraska city who has a friend who breaks legs for a living.... :wink: :wink:
 
Wow!!! first Sandy warns me about starting my own vehicle, now he's threatening to send Katrina ( who just happens to know a guy...) to "talk" to 'H, maybe they need to change their names to Tony and Carmela :shock: :shock: :wink: :P :lol:
 
notice none of them threaten to send anyone with the team to defend themselves....cause the probation for allthose criminals won't let them leave the state!
 
jigs said:
notice none of them threaten to send anyone with the team to defend themselves....cause the probation for allthose criminals won't let them leave the state!
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All the guys on our team are safe in their homes thinking about that BTN Championship that they'll be winning Saturday.
 
Could've ended up at KU, of course then one would have to worry about Mangino eating them alive :shock: :lol:
 
garn said:
Could've ended up at KU, of course then one would have to worry about Mangino eating them alive :shock: :lol:
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have you ever noticed that none of KU's assistants move on, or are given credit for the job they do....must be tough working in Mangino's shadow !! LOL
 

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