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Dear Ms Judith

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SK. Immigration and Border Security
Regional Office
Big Muddy P.O.; SK.

Dear Ms. Judith;
We regret to inform you that your application for residency has been denied due to the fact that the name "Judith" is already being used in the province. There is also the matter of internet terrorism where certain Sk residents have been threatened with severe bodily harm. We do have a list of other available names if you wish to reapply. There is an appeal process but it tends to be slow; however cash will speed the process up considerably. Appeals and fees should be made to:

Sk. Residency Appeals Board
c/o Northern Rancher
Meadow Lake

We have an unbiased computor generated list of available random names that will suffice for correspondance until there is an opening for the name of Judith.
suggestions: Judy Mae, Judy Jo, Jose, Juan, Jeeter, Jester,Jasper; or any combination of the afore mentioned.







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I'm just worried that Judy won't be able to pass the Saskatchewan Facts test to gain entrance. Ju Jube Running Bear Zedowski would be a good Sask. name kind of embraces all our cultures.
 
Sk. Residency Appeals Board
c/o Northern Rancher
Meadow Lake


Dearest Members of the Sask Residency Appeals Board,

How much monitary renumeration is required to expediate my request?
Is this total the same Monday as it is on Friday? I do realize that government bodies can change fees/minds as the wind blows.

As to the threat of internet terrorizzm, it has been whispered in certain circles that the SK Residency Appeals Board has been funding the Northwest Territories covert ops to force unwilling Canadians to speak French!!!!
All threats made via the internet were due to the emotional duress caused by being repeated called "Judy". While Judy is a lovely name it is someone else's not mine :) Due to the fact Judith is already in used I will use the old standby. Pookie

Sincerely,
Pookie
Langley BC
 
Nope Pookie won't cut it in Saskatchewan the wolves will get her for sure. As in all things in Sask. actualy currency isn't used you'll have to barter. Also the famed B.C. 'sweetgrass' isn't allowed across the border-it mellows out the buffalo too much. I'd think 60 days community service rioding some colts for me might grease the wheels of commerce.
 
Northern Rancher said:
Nope Pookie won't cut it in Saskatchewan the wolves will get her for sure. As in all things in Sask. actually currency isn't used you'll have to barter. Also the famed B.C. 'sweetgrass' isn't allowed across the border-it mellows out the buffalo too much. I'd think 60 days community service riding some colts for me might grease the wheels of commerce.
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Memo from Regional office.
That will be followed by another sixty days helping Calve out some Hereford cows . Lord knows they need the help. I feel that Judith's experience extracting her head from the banister should have prepared her for most dystocia problems she will find on the aforementioned Hereford ranch.

Also agreed that the name POOKIE is not appropriate for Saskatchewan.
 
Juan, Jose, Santiago, Rosa, Ahmed, Abdul, Rashid, or Osama will get you entry anywhere anymore.... :wink:
 
Oldtimer said:
Juan, Jose, Santiago, Rosa, Ahmed, Abdul, Rashid, or Osama will get you entry anywhere anymore.... :wink:
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I don't know, OT.....I kinda like "Pookie" :wink: :wink:
 
8) Ok yur movin through Alberta-Just remember the rat's got to be caged and have shot's before they go through "rat free Alberta"? Good luck on move.From what I have heard from yu know who--Yu will like better
 
OMG so many rules, now I dont know which office I need to apply with??? IM BLONDE REMEMBER!!!!

So if I understand correctly I am to put some rides on a few colts while pulling herfords calves! I will have to watch the reverse suction cuz I'm screwed if I get one of those stuck on my head. That be plum humiliating :shock: Wow you guys sure know how to weed out the city folk!

Northern, Pookie is an ancient Norske name. I believe the original Pookie was at Thor's right hand. One tuff customer they say. Had to keep Thor's hammer polished or some such thing. I'll be keeping the last name, you will have to trust me on this one, it starts with a TJ and is MUCH weirder that Zedowski. Zedowski is positively tame in comparison.

So what did we come up with???

Juwanna, Head Lodged In TJ...... For the official paperwork?

Gosh I had no idea you had to form a new identity to move to a new province.

Probably a good thing, this way the BC Police officers won't be able to find me :)

Greg, you wanted me to bring you a box of rats from BC??? Did you want the little ones or the ones that are the size of german shepherd ? We have both and I can spare a few, there pretty cheap around here :)


Mrs Greg, YOU CALL THIS A WARM WELCOME !!!!!!! SHEESH.......ROFLMAO
 
Evidently you are moving to the west, by going east. Well, it could be worse, you could be movin' down here! :shock:

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We will let you comne visit, if you promise to get all your shots, Juwann'a. :wink:
 
Judith

You can move down here and still keep your name. We need all of the humor (help) we can get since this a democrat state. Oh by the way we like blondes.
 
Thanks angus guy! Nice to know that I could keep my name if I moved to the states :) Sask is pretty small so I can see how you could only have one person with each name there. ( Just between you and me I hear some of the locals are missing a few fish in their tanks, if ya catch my meaning :wink: Having people with the same names might cause some problems....

IL is a nice place to live but I think with the alleged terrorist threats I would have a heck of a time getting my citizenship!

I would also have a problem getting through the border with this furnace box full of rats I have collected for greg. :) I'm just praying that the duct tape holds til I arrive at their place :)

Apparently he has gotten the courage to come out from under the bed so he should be able to help me get the box out of the car.

JB, I have all my shots :) I can see it's time you and the missus were treated to one of my famous 4am singing telegrams :) :P You know they are special cuz greg just recently deceided to come out from under the bed :)
 
Judith said:
JB, I have all my shots :) I can see it's time you and the missus were treated to one of my famous 4am singing telegrams :) :P You know they are special cuz greg just recently deceided to come out from under the bed :)
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Seein' as how the mrs. is usually up at 4 am, I'll just bet she would love your singing message. :D

'Course, I'm kind of hard of hearing, so I probably would just sleep right thru' it. :wink:

By the way, the mrs, slipped yesterday and sprained her ankle, so she won't be going to work for a few days. And she probably won't be geting up at 4 for a spell, so if you call, in the next few days, I sure want to be awake, for the butt chewin' she is going to give you. Man! I ain't seen one of them for a long time, and they are so cool, unless of course you are on the recieving end. :lol:
 
Judith, Illinois has plenty of room for you and we aren't so fond of kicking it out immigrants... Just change yor name to something of Hispanic ancestroy and you will fit right in.. Heck, a lot of them even own houses, lol...

We don't have any premium electric lettuce for you but the ditchweed is usually in full bloom every July :lol: :lol:
 
Jinglebob,
My singing telegrams are not over the phone. :wink: They are in person :) They involve a flying leap into the middle of the bed with lots of jumping and singing at the top of my lungs. Dontcha just love morning people :)
 
Judith said:
Jinglebob,
My singing telegrams are not over the phone. :wink: They are in person :) They involve a flying leap into the middle of the bed with lots of jumping and singing at the top of my lungs. Dontcha just love morning people :)
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Well, that sounds down right interesting, but I suggest you either do it a half hour earlier so as to catch the mrs. while she is still asleep or wait about a half hour, to catch me still asleep.

Sunrise is the very best part of the day. Too bad they put it at such a dreadful hour! :shock:
 
Actually victims of this morning ritual have never called it interesting :twisted: The words used can not be published on this forum :shock: LOL!
 
Judith said:
Actually victims of this morning ritual have never called it interesting :twisted: The words used can not be published on this forum :shock: LOL!
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Yeah, well, the mrs. works at a jail and I'll bet she knows all them words. Further more, I ain't scared of her or you. I ain't been afraid of a woman since I was 7 years old. Respectful, but nor scared. :P
 

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