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Casa Paloma

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Feb 14, 2005
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Adult - a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Beauty Parlor - a place where women curl up and dye.

Cannibal - someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens - the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Committee - a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust - mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotist - someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Handkerchief - cold storage.

Inflation - cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Mosquito - an insect that makes you like flies better.

Raisin - grape with a sunburn.

Secret - something you tell to one person at a time.

Skeleton - a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Toothache - the pain that drives you to extraction.

Tomorrow - one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Yawn - an honest opinion openly expressed.

Wrinkles - something other people have.

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