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Soapweed

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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the Perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
 
Quiet night on the ranch tonight Soapweed?????????

I read all your posts,all very funny,this one was my favorite one,must be the vendictive female in me :D
 
Mrs.Greg said:
Quiet night on the ranch tonight Soapweed?????????

I read all your posts,all very funny,this one was my favorite one,must be the vendictive female in me :D

A friend about once a month e-mails what she calls, "Bathroom Reading." I just sifted through and re-posted some of what I liked the best. :)
 
Mrs.Greg said:
Quiet night on the ranch tonight Soapweed?????????

I read all your posts,all very funny,this one was my favorite one,must be the vendictive female in me :D

I was thinking that this one fit the personalities of many of the ranchers.net females-- like Mrs. Greg :wink: :lol:
 
Oldtimer said:
Mrs.Greg said:
Quiet night on the ranch tonight Soapweed?????????

I read all your posts,all very funny,this one was my favorite one,must be the vendictive female in me :D

I was thinking that this one fit the personalities of many of the ranchers.net females-- like Mrs. Greg :wink: :lol:


WHO.......US??????
:pretty: :pretty: :pretty:
:p :p
 
ranchwife said:
Oldtimer said:
Mrs.Greg said:
Quiet night on the ranch tonight Soapweed?????????

I read all your posts,all very funny,this one was my favorite one,must be the vendictive female in me :D

I was thinking that this one fit the personalities of many of the ranchers.net females-- like Mrs. Greg :wink: :lol:


WHO.......US??????
:pretty: :pretty: :pretty:
:p :p

Yep You'uns too :wink: :lol: :p :p
 
Awww shucks I don't think theres a woman alive,givin those circumstances and that oppurtunity wouldn't do the same :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :D
 

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