sweetbasil
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Any takes?
Any takes?
Do you have a good joke???
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OldDog/NewTricks
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It wanted to move from Gilroy to the San Joaquin Valley with the other Ag Crops
Martin Jr.
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I cheated, I searched the internet for the answer. It was simpler than I had expected. Hint: a word left out or changed.
The answer to most problems are the simple things. I have always found that in repair work, look for the simple things first, they are usually the solution to the problem.
The answer to most problems are the simple things. I have always found that in repair work, look for the simple things first, they are usually the solution to the problem.
murph
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What did the zero say to the eight?......"nice belt!"
Soapweed
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What did Yogi Berra say?
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Martin Jr.
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The Tomato couldn't get a Date.
sweetbasil
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Martin Jr. said:
Nice!
Soapweed
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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
Dam.
Dam.
sweetbasil
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Soapweed said:
Nice!
Tractorman
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Why did one friend slam the door on another friends face?
Because he got to close. It's also a riddle on friendship. No one deserves to have the door slamed on them, and we all have a difference in opinion, but we should not turn our backs on our friends. Just saying.
Because he got to close. It's also a riddle on friendship. No one deserves to have the door slamed on them, and we all have a difference in opinion, but we should not turn our backs on our friends. Just saying.
gcreekrch
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How do you cut a dog's tail off?
Lock it in the garage.
Lock it in the garage.
gcreekrch
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How many barrel racers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, she just holds onto the bulb and lets the world revolve around her.
Only one, she just holds onto the bulb and lets the world revolve around her.
Faster horses
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows. It's never been tried before...... :!:
No one knows. It's never been tried before...... :!:
pups and bucks
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Why do all the barrel racers get creamated when they die..........
the ground is never good enough for them :wink:
the ground is never good enough for them :wink:
burnt
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Daddy is taking his daughter to the dentist for a check up. She asks how long will this take? Daddy says oh about 15 minutes. She says do I have to keep my mouth open all that time? Yup, says daddy.
How will I ever be able to do that, she asks. Daddy says oh he'll likely let you hold your cell phone...
How will I ever be able to do that, she asks. Daddy says oh he'll likely let you hold your cell phone...
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How many team ropers does it take to turn on the light?
They won't do it. They'll just sit in the dark and whine.
They won't do it. They'll just sit in the dark and whine.
