Doctors vs Guns

[Silver]

Doctors vs Guns

Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

(Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.)

 

[Sierraman]

And what about a doctor with a gun? How dangerous are those?

 

[Saddletramp]

Yeah, but......When doctors are outlawed.... does that mean only outlaws will have doctors?

 

[Faster horses]

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Saddletramp, I really like the way you think!

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[Mudhen]

What I can't figure out with all the lawyers going after the gun companies, and the gun had less to do with it than the shooter. Yes it is all them dam bullets fault. Wait maybe its not the bullets fault but the lead, you know lead poisoning. What am I thinking, it is totally the shooter. I have been around guns all my live and have yet have a gun just go off yet alone shoot somebody. Sorry but I have had enough with all the dumb people around this place. I say we stick them out in the hay field to take there mind off stupid crap and do something productive like 120lbs Alfalfa bales then put it up in the burn with one east door. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: