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Don't EVER ......

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I'll bet y'all have some great "don't ever" stories:

Here's a couple of mine, just to get us started..........

Don't EVER do "wild cowgirl riding" in a pasture sprinkled with prarie dog holes. If you MUST take that chance, DON'T do it while you're wearing "Fat Baby" boots! If (when) that horse takes a tumble, you can't get your feet out of the stirrups!

Don't EVER act on someone elses advice when you tell them a horse is acting broncy and they tell you "Oh he's alright, stick the spurs to him"!
 
Dont ever wear shotgun chaps with zippers in them if your gonna ride rough horses outside , we urged this kid one time to buy a pair of step ins and he wouldnt , well it was a few months later and he had a horse blow up with him and some how he got turned upside down and his sadle horn was in his chap leg and he looked like he had two bully's holdin him upside down shakin the change out of his pants ha ha . That was a sight to see him upside down and his horse hoggin it thru the country till that horse finaly sucked back and dumped him off . If he would have had a pair of step ins on the string in the front would have broke and it would have let go alot sooner . Sure made for a hell of a good laugh tho . Kinda scary if that horse would have fell down with him like that . So always buy chaps with the little string in the front and the buckle in the back and if the string is to heavy duty find one that isnt and change it . And dont buy zipper shotguns they are to tight around your leg and will get ya in a bad way fast . Just my two cents anyway .
 
Don't ever get on a horse that the cow hands tell you is dead broke, loosely translated this means that the horse is an unbroke critter. They will tell you with a straight face just how fantastic a ride you will have that day!
 
Don't ever hold the drift pin while yer partner swings the 20 lb sledge.

Don't ever tie yer horse (solid) with yer bridle reins. If you do, and you find yourself fixing this bridle DONT EVER do a half arsed job of it. The results of such a job may become apparent at an inopportune point in time that could possibly culminate it many bumps, bruises, mowed over trees and a scattered herd of cattle.

Don't use oxy / acetelyne in yer spud gun unless it's tougher than the one I built.

When setting large traps, DONT EVER nail the trap to the tree before setting. Once your thumbs are caught and you are miles from home, there are few good options.

Don't ever swing yer leg around the saddle horn on a fresh greenbroke horse. If you do, and things go bad, sympathy can be difficult to obtain.

Oh... and DONT EVER play with railway torpedoes. While it is true that a small hole drilled in one end and exposed to a red hot rod will cause the device to fly around the shop for several seconds, and even smaller hole will in fact result in an explosion of epic proportions that will embed shrapnel under a good portion of your hide and leave a rining in your ears for approximately 10 days.
 
Don't ever climb out of a second storey window on a sheet-broken back. Don't ever ride a horse through a highway underpass-broken saddle. Don't sit on a gate when Shane Franklin is chasing Blue Too around the arena-there goes the back again lol. How many do you want lol.
 
A famous Southern saying that all grandmothers tell granddaughters.


" Never trust a man that says " Trust me"'.
 
Don't Ever climb over a fence that Mr Lilly has replaced....He will leave one old post hole open for the entertainment of the whole cow crew. When gettin down from the fence one leg will undoubtedly go in that open hole and you get real acrobatic in a hurry and do the 1/2 splits on the ground.

Don't ever step on a snow/ice covered ramp when it's not but a 4 inch step up into a building. I didnt know I could do a half piroette(sp) with a half gainer. Scored a 10.0 for creativity!
 
Kato said:
Don't ever let your husband plant 20 zucchini plants. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Anybody want some zucchini???? :? :? :? :? :? :help: :help:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
We have two plants and can't keep up.. With all the rain and heat we have been having the darn things go from finger length at sundown to baseball bat size by dawn.. If I have to eat another slice of zuccihni bread I am going to :gag:
 
Kato said:
Don't ever let your husband plant 20 zucchini plants. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Anybody want some zucchini???? :? :? :? :? :? :help: :help:
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Reminds me of when I was teenager and planted 20 acres of cucumbers.
Getting them picked was.........well........let's say interesting. :lol:
 

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