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Dont mess with Texas, funny

Fast Eddie

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I thought ya'll would enjoy this

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune..

'One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.'

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over
the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence..

The voice then calls out, 'One Texan is better than a hundred
Taliban soldiers.'

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out, 'One Texan is better than one thousand
Taliban'.

The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and
sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, 'Don't send any more
men, its a trap. .... There's two of them.'
 
Hey Fast if you been there the other Texan could have taken a break. Got to talk to Charles you got way too much time on your hands :lol:
 

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