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Dumb Kid ??????

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Feb 13, 2005
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The Dumbest Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy
takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters
instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
the game's over!"
That seems like a true story. Kids have a different way of looking at things.
Last year I was trying to encourage our musically inclined 7 yr old grandson who likes to tinker around on the piano making up chords and inventing tunes. I told him if he took lessons and learned to actually read music he'd "be able to play all the songs ever written in the world."

He looked thoughtful for a moment then replied in earnest, "But then I wouldn't be playing MY music."

The more I thought about it the more profound his answer was! :lol:

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