gcreekrch
Well-known member
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
>
> Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I
> intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat.
> "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
> special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
> chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
the
> chain broke. It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
> floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
> "S%&T!" said the Hypnotist.
>
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center. Claude was
> never invited back.
>
>
>
> Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I
> intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat.
> "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
> special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
> chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
the
> chain broke. It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
> floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
> "S%&T!" said the Hypnotist.
>
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center. Claude was
> never invited back.
>
>
