M's Nacona
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Those durned earth freaks have caused another disaster! With all thier whinnin' about hallyburtin and our addiction to foreign oil, rumor has it that 100,000 acres in California's big valleys was plowed up from alfalfa & grass hay then planted in corn for biofuel. I gotta tell ya boys there's more fallow land than you'd imagine. Would any farmer worth his tractor plow up his' alfalfa stand during a drought or is somebody lookin' to drive up the price of hay. That's our trouble out here, either the neocons or the dammed creeks have plugged up the flow. It's a little different out west where money walks and the rest of us get 8ullshirt talks. Either way my ponies will need feedin' twice a day and I'm willin' to haul as far as needed and when it comes to the ponies I'll need to sell some a the good ones I been holdin' back. Y'all let me know if you got some good hay and need some big nice mounts. I got deep chested long legged younguns with a hundred thousand miles to go and I got some beauties that'll take the ol' lady and kids up and down the road without a hitch any time you ask it. There's a good bunch of em I wouldn't sell for gold but for reasonable hay I'll doer. Warning if you buy mama one of the well trained beauts you'll need some viagra. If you like I'll drive'em to you and ride'em for you while you decide. Such is the life of a man caught between the hippies and the NeoCons, I long for the days when there was more than 1 oil company and I could believe my government.
M's Nacona
M's Nacona