Mountain Cowgirl
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I picked up a prescription for a friend with severe constipation. While she downed the pills as prescribed, I read the monograph, that long list of threats, of all the side effects it might have. I mean they mentioned things like skin disorders, hair loss, and finally anal seep. It seems to me anal seep is the goal, but what do I know.
I told my friend she should have read all these threats and perhaps promises before she so quickly downed those doctor-prescribed pills.
"Why," she asked.
"Because you wouldn't have ever taken those pills because all these horrible side effects would have scared the
right out of you!" I was pleased with my comedy,
but she wasn't amused and didn't even smile. 
I told my friend she should have read all these threats and perhaps promises before she so quickly downed those doctor-prescribed pills.
"Why," she asked.
"Because you wouldn't have ever taken those pills because all these horrible side effects would have scared the


