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What's your favorite quotes? Doesn't matter if they are famous or if they are your own personal ones. Postem up.

Some of my favorites
Hanging in there like a spider
If ya can't change the people ....then change the people!

Just a few to start it off
 
It takes a good horse to buck me off.......but it don't take him long!!
Is a frog's butt water tight?
Rome wasn't built in a day........but they didn't spend all week at it either!!
I don't know why they made the day's so short when they built this place.

Monday morning wake up call.
Day after tommorrow is the middle of the week and bugger all done yet!!
 
If that guy is in such a hurry to get someplace, he should have left yesterday.

He who has, must lose.

No matter how hard you try, you can't kill them all.

Stupid cows, that's why we eat them.

When you go to cullin' someone else's cows, you're takin' your life in your hands.

Little man syndrome, where size of body and ego don't match.

If you haven't got anything to say, shut up.
 
People in Hell want ice water.

You should have seen him sh#t a wiggle worm with a glass eye when he found out.

Women are just like cars. There's a new crop every year.

Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's raining.

Doin' right ain't got no end.

You've gotta improvise, adapt, overcome.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Why?

All the time, sh#t.
 
Some days your the pigeon and other days your the statue
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow
Age has done what religion never could
You herford head. (Hard headed)
There are two types of people in the world those that work and those that are on welfare
 
He's so crooked he sleep's in a grain auger.

Pay attention here or we're gunna be driven on the scenery and lookin at the road.

Put him in a padded room with 2 steel ball bearing's and he will break one and lose the other.

There's only 2 lever's around here, lever be, and lever to me.

I only got 2 gear's....but one's so slow I hardly ever use it.

Don't know.....don't touch.

If your not the lead dog the view never change's.

If your gunna ride your gunna fall.

Shoot low men...there ride'n shetlend's.
 
Quickest way to get the corral fence fixed is to put two cows in there then knock the old fence over

A rotten job once started is half done.

well drillers theory.... put er in the hole and turn er to the right.

hay cutters rule.... put er down and give er H**L

As soon as you wake up, get up, and stay up!!!!
 
Mother Nature ain't got no mercy for nobody.
If in doubt, don't.
Your first lost is the easiest to take.
Don't ever let them see you sweat.
The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man. (or woman).
Don't rain on anothers parade.
It's far better to want what you have than to have what you want.
To have a friend, you must be one.
 
Wish in one hand and shirt in another and see whitch one is the fullest.
Bite me!
When hell freezes over.
When pigs fly.
Do I have stupid on my forehead?
If wishes were horses, beggers would ride.
Do as I say, not as I do.
 
I don't lie, I just use the truth recklessly.

Your reputation beats you to your destination.

Ya got stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Pretty is a pretty does.

There are two dates that they will carve on your headstone, however the only thing that matters is the little dash in between.
 

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