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Dare Greatly
It is not the critic who counts; nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end, the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)
 
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

"The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet." --Ann Landers

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -- Winston Churchill

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. -- Winston Churchill

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. -- Winston Churchill
 
My dad had a couple that I remember as a kid.
My gosh that man slower than molases in the middle of winter.
He's happer than a **** eaten dog in a barn yard, and
He's so dumb he'll piss into the wind, 101
 
Workin' with him all day is like goin' on a ten mile hike with a blister.

Attention span of a Bartlett pear.

Thought process of a knat.
 
I use to tell my kids this when they were little and then again when they started dating

" Dont pick that up, you dont know where its been"
 
Make hay while the sun shines

My old boss used to say "Off your a$$ and into the heat, we've got a deadline to meet

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Live, laugh and love

Always drink upstream from the herd
 
A hired man from years ago "huh"

"There are more horses azzes than there are horses heads in this old world"

"Think we can make it"

"work makes you sweat, sweat makes ya stink, stink and you'll have no friends, so why work"
 

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