Feels good To Coach

[Northern Rancher]

Unless you take a slapshot to the head at the start of practice-to top it off it was Ty who rung it off the crossbar and his dad's head. I leaked a bit but kept on skating-no way I was going to weaken in front of those kids lol.

 

[SHAWN]

I bet it feels good to leak on the ice again :wink: Shawn

 

[Anonymous]

HOCKEY PLAYERS & WHORES

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some a$$hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" " Canada , sir," the boy replied.


"Well, why did you leave Canada ?"the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."

"No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

 

[Soapweed]

Ouch. :roll: Looks like when you tie one on, Ty won. :wink:

 

[jigs]

if that is an accident, I feel sorry for you if he ever means it!!!

 

[Sandhusker]

Hair generally cushions the blow....... :wink:

 

[Northern Rancher]

I'd rather take a puck in the head than have a gargantuan nebraskan Unibrow lol.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

I can't believe nobody has told you how lucky you were that the puck didn't hit somewhere that might hurt you. :wink: :lol:

 

[Mrs.Greg]

Thats what you get for making them skate those extra laps.....how much cash did Ty collect from the rest of the team :wink:

 

[PureCountry]

Thats what you get for making them skate those extra laps.....how much cash did Ty collect from the rest of the team :wink:

My thoughts exactly!!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Northern Rancher]

So that's why everybody is carrying his bag for him and giving him free powerade lol. We don't do the lap thing too much-usually just one hard lap between drills while we move pucks around. the other cioach has some great flow drills that air the boys out pretty well. Then there's always the 'DOTS'nopt a fun one. The best agility/endurance drill is 'King of the Ring'-the boys go to center two at a time-they each grab the same stick and try and either push each other out or wrestle each other down while hanging onto the stick. There's some good tilts.