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katrina

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Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was:


'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'


I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
 

HAY MAKER

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That's funny Katrina,reminds me of the time I was sitting in my favorite watering hole,they had a tv playing the super bowl,some ole drunk sez "why dont they give em all a ball so they dont have to fight over just one?kinda korny but true...............good luck PS you ladies better remember to get larger memory cards for your camera's be time to head to Dead wood pretty soon.
 

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Have to share this with my "footbal-fanatic-yell at the referees as though they can actually hear me-make bets with my friends with money i don't have-coors light drinking-sunday ticket on direct tv-watch 10 games a week" hubby!!!! :wink:
 

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