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For the drugstore cowboys

leanin' H

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Western Utah Desert
So you want to be a cowboy, you've bought your boots and your belt.
You even bought some fancy cologne, the worst stuff i've ever smelt.
Your wearin' your brand new wranglers and your boots oh how they shine. You got half a can of copenhagen in your teeth most of the time.
You think your a real live buckaroo, all duded up for the dance.
Why don't ya come to the party, you aint never even been on a ranch.
You've never had to pull a calf or ever build a fence,
and from what i've heard around town, they say your kinda dense.
You drive around in your four by four a wavin' at the girls,
while underneath your cowboy hat's a wavy bunch a curls.
So now you are a cowboy? Well you can go to heck,
cause you wouldnt make a pimple on a real cowboys neck.
 

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