Funniest Quote I have heard in Years . . .

[2blondecowgirls]

This was on AOL today . . . Dr. Louann Brizendine may be a neuropsychiatrist, but she hasn't forgotten how to speak to the General Public:

"Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion, while men have a small country road," she writes.

Men, however, "have O'Hare Airport as a hub for processing thoughts about sex, where women have the airfield nearby that lands small and private planes."

I nearly feel off my chair when I read it.

Anna

 

[ranchwife]

YUP!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Northern Rancher]

And unless the wind and temperature are right there's no planes landing lol.

 

[Jinglebob]

And unless the wind and temperature are right there's no planes landing lol.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd like to see tha terrorist who'd go up against anyone at that airport! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And most of us men, are just whistling and walkin' down that dirt road, kind'a like Andy and Opie, at the beginning of the Andy Griffith show. Remember that tune?


OK, can you get it to stop now? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Faster horses]

Remember it? Heck, I still watch that show on TV Land.
Way better than most of the shows that came after it.

 

[jigs]

that lands small and private planes."[/i]

small planes??? hummmmm

reminds me of the divorce between Rosanne and Tom Arnold.

Rosanee went on one of those womens lib talk shows ( like Oprah or Rosie Odonnel) and made a remark about Tom having a real small unit.

a few nights later on Letterman he was asked if he heard the comment, to which he replied:

" ever see a Boeing 747 ? they are frigging huge!!! enormouse planes, but even they look small while flying over the grand canyon"



I laughed for hours .

 

[greg]

And unless the wind and temperature are right there's no planes landing lol.

8) Don't worry about wind,temp,rain,snow,etc.,it's true unfortunatly

 

[alabama]

Y'all just don't know the right women.
A forty-year-old woman with a hysterectomy will kill a man.

 

[Northern Rancher]

With what -an axe lol.

 

[jigs]

With what -an axe lol.

with a look !

 

[katrina]

A forty-year-old woman with a hysterectomy will kill a man.

Okay, bama you better explain this one..... Inquiring minds want to know..

 

[alabama]

Kill him with lack of sleep.