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Funny hunter and bull story

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I told FH my story and thought I'd share it with the rest of ya.

A hunter from Michigan was down. He was told not to park his truck in the pasture with the cattle. He did anyhow. There was road salt all over his new dodge diesel. I had let the cattle run out of mineral the day before (I know, I know...) so they had all but licked the truck clean. The Horned hereford bull then procedes to open the truck door. I was on the horse up on the ridge watching and laughing. A yearling heifer was pert near inside the cab. They had the lights on and the battery dead and the boss cow had the hunter's papers all strung out on the ground. They were flying every where. He was not happy.
As I'm riding down off the ridge the hunter decides to take a swing at the bull with the barrel of his gun. I carry a .410 in the scabbard and it was loaded and pointed at the hunter when I saw that.
Words were exchanged and he was escorted off the farm.
I almost peed my pants laughing at the mess the cattle made of his truck after he was TOLD not to park in the pasture. He will not be back to hunt this property. :wink:
 
Bet he had some underwear to wash, too.
What a story :lol: :lol:
 

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