Faster horses
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I just got this in an e-mail and wanted to share it:
FUNNY
15 days ago, I read that smoking can kill you.
The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago I read that too much red meat can kill you.
The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago I read that drinking can kill you.
The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday I read that sex can kill you.
This morning I stopped reading.
FUNNY
15 days ago, I read that smoking can kill you.
The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago I read that too much red meat can kill you.
The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago I read that drinking can kill you.
The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday I read that sex can kill you.
This morning I stopped reading.