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Feb 13, 2005
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>A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
>heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named -
> Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
> and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
> detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
> contact.
> A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take four days to
> complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but
> instead under-goes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
> neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
> mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause
> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
> that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
> Morass."
> When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an
> element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
> half as many peons but twice as many morons. :D :D :D

..........................good luck

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