Happy Thanksgiving

[rider]

 

[Mike]

Tex says he doesn't love me anymore because I read what he posts here. He won't even talk to me. This forum has caused a huge rift in our relationship. He says its over. Just wanted all of you to know.

Dear Rider,

If Tex doesn't talk to you anymore only because you read what he posts here, you are better off without him. Go find Pee Wee Herman and have some fun.

If this forum has caused a huge rift in your relationship, then you need to be put in a place that has padded cells.

Sincerely,
Dr. Mike

 

[rider]

:???:

 

[Mike]

Are you siding with him?

I am not in the "siding" business. The contractor that built my house installed my "siding".

Me reading here is merely my way of connecting with him.

You are connecting with many more than just him. Sounds like your problem is private.

So you are saying I need to be put in the loony bin?

Yes.

I'm sick because I read what my husband posts?

No. You're sick because you are making a public matter out of a private one.

You are no doctor at all.

I got my PHD from the "Big Muddy" School of Divine Intervention.

Can't even read

I do very well with STOP signs, YIELD signs and such. Sometimes I can even read between the lines.

Guess you don't want you loved ones knowing what you say either.

Not about matters that are of no concern to them.

Dr. Mike

 

[rider]

:shock:

 

[HAY MAKER]

:wink:

 

[Mike]

You are not worth my time.

Speaking of "Time". You owe me a "Consultation Fee" for my time and advice.

A 750 ml bottle of Crown Royal or Knob Creek should do it. :lol:

Dr. Mike

 

[rider]

I may not have a BS, don't want one. I have a BA and an MA. I think I'm fairly well educated myself- closer than to a Dr. than he. Glad he has helped with ranchers issues. He should stick to that.

Thought you folks could offer Tex some support in his trying time. Perhaps PM him similar issues related to spouses. He calls people on here "his friends," so maybe now is the time to be one.

 

[HAY MAKER]

:wink:

 

[don]

and still a week to go until the full moon. about the same as when jinglebob rode off into the sunset!

 

[rider]

 

[L.A.]

Uh...Do ya think I need to lose some weight???

 

[Mike]

Uh...Do ya think I need to lose some weight???

Dear L.A.,

Whether you need to lose weight or not depends on how well your clothes fit.

Getting a size 30 a$$ into a pair of size 6 britches is sort of iffy.

Dr. Mike

 

[Mike]

Rider wrote: You men all think the same, that we women either just need sex

You will have to consult my business partner for sexual advice. He specializes in those type disorders. Please call his office for a complete physical exam and consultation.

Dr. Mike

 

[Annemieke]

This is about the funniest thread I have read in a long time anywhere :lol2:

 

[Soapweed]

So rider, are you a Democrat? Tex is a Democrat, and this may be where the trouble lies. :wink:

 

[Mike]

So rider, are you a Democrat? Tex is a Democrat, and this may be where the trouble lies. :wink:

Dear Soapweed,

Political party affiliation is indeed a prerequisite to many of the various mental health issues prescribed in today's modern society.

One would have to go no farther than the "Political Bull" board here to evidence this phenomenon firsthand.

Dr. Mike

 

[Mrs.Greg]

:wink:

 

[kolanuraven]

Is this for real or what????


Kinda creepy....but slightly entertaining at the same time!!!! :lol:

 

[hillsdown]

If this a legitimate thread then you both need to pay attention:::::::

1st throw your dam computers out..and set some boundaries.........

2nd RUN not walk to your nearest Psychologist.

Get a hold of reality.Are you kidding me.It is a stupid computer forum go make some real HUMAN friends that actually exist.

You have kids why the hell are you on the computer so much??????????

GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!