Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist
slip and fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay
afloat because of all the guns and explosives he was carrying.
Near him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because
of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they
didn't get help, the two of them would surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and wanting to help those in distress, I
informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and the Department of
Homeland Security.
It is now 4 p.m. Both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
slip and fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay
afloat because of all the guns and explosives he was carrying.
Near him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because
of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they
didn't get help, the two of them would surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and wanting to help those in distress, I
informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and the Department of
Homeland Security.
It is now 4 p.m. Both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
