Haymaker! Heads up!

[Jinglebob]

Went to Deadwood today and lo and behold, Tam was there! Man, were you all wrong. I mean to tell you that that woman is beautiful! To bad you been givin' her such a hard time.
She said she would like to move south where the winters are warmer and was lookin' for a cool ol' rancher to spend the winters with! Man, you blew it!

 

[Tam]

Jinglebob Thanks but A ladiesman like Haymaker would never be wrong about something that important. :wink: He has a sick sence I mean a sixth sence about things like that retty:

 

[HAY MAKER]

Went to Deadwood today and lo and behold, Tam was there! Man, were you all wrong. I mean to tell you that that woman is beautiful! To bad you been givin' her such a hard time.
She said she would like to move south where the winters are warmer and was lookin' for a cool ol' rancher to spend the winters with! Man, you blew it!

Well jinglebob,on the purdy part,like the ole saying goes "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"and I know for a fact,she is as mean as a biting mule,and rumor has it her behind is so big it takes the place she 's been sitting 30 minutes to cool off after she gets up ..............good luck PS you get Miss Tam to post a picture whiskey's on me.

 

[Jinglebob]

Well Maymaker, I kind'a like bourbon, so you best5 get some good stuff, cuz I know for a fact that there will be a picture of Miss Tam on here very shortly! :wink: :lol:

 

[alabama]

Where are all the pictures?

 

[feeder]

Haymaker. I'll pass on the whiskey, but I'll take a good stiff diet coke after the pics get on here!!!!!! Sure do wish you could have come to Deadwood. Thanks everyone for the great time!!!

 

[HAY MAKER]

Haymaker. I'll pass on the whiskey, but I'll take a good stiff diet coke after the pics get on here!!!!!! Sure do wish you could have come to Deadwood. Thanks everyone for the great time!!!

Well ILL make the next one,I got chores & errands,so ILL check the pictures later..................good luck feeder

 

[Turkey Track Bar]

Haymaker:

Just to let you know Miss Tam is a peach of a gal, very pretty, and to say the least, her butt is a lot smaller than your prediction of "two ax handles wide." "One license plate" wide would be much more accurate (see below), and that's Jinglebob's Mexican beer in the picture for reference!!!

Well Maymaker, I kind'a like bourbon, so you best5 get some good stuff, cuz I know for a fact that there will be a picture of Miss Tam on here very shortly!

Jinglebob you gonna share??? :wink:

We all missed those who couldn't come, especially you Haymaker---what a great time I had. We have a very talented group of folks on this site-Soapweed's piano music, Jinglebob's singing, and the great poetry by Saddletramp, Big Muddy Rancher, sw, and Jinglebob were such a treat!

Again, thanks everyone for the great time we had!

Cheers, and have a safe weekend,

TTB

 

[Broke Cowboy]

Haymaker:

Just to let you know Miss Tam is a peach of a gal, very pretty, and to say the least, her butt is a lot smaller than your prediction of "two ax handles wide." "One license plate" wide would be much more accurate (see below), and that's Jinglebob's Mexican beer in the picture for reference!!!

Well Maymaker, I kind'a like bourbon, so you best5 get some good stuff, cuz I know for a fact that there will be a picture of Miss Tam on here very shortly!

Jinglebob you gonna share??? :wink:

We all missed those who couldn't come, especially you Haymaker---what a great time I had. We have a very talented group of folks on this site-Soapweed's piano music, Jinglebob's singing, and the great poetry by Saddletramp, Big Muddy Rancher, sw, and Jinglebob were such a treat!

Again, thanks everyone for the great time we had!

Cheers, and have a safe weekend,

TTB

Miss Tam

From now on Hay Maker is going to have to refer to your butt as one HATCHET HANDLE wide!!!

Could not stop laughing when I saw the pic ....



B.C.

 

[rancher]

Darn, as it was loading I saw white and thought she had mooned him.

 

[Anonymous]

Wait a minute! :roll:

That looks like one of those miniture bottle of beer like the booze they have on airplane flights. :wink:

lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.

 

[Jinglebob]

Wait a minute! :roll:

That looks like one of those miniture bottle of beer like the booze they have on airplane flights. :wink:

lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.

Nope! Notice the hand holding the bottle! I wear a size large glove.

We did this on purpose (using the bottle for reference) cuz we knew somebody would try and claim the license plate was an extra large or some other drivel!

By the way, the feller who was escorting Miss Tam that day, was about 3 axe handles wide at the shoulders and seemed to be one of them fellers who could sure hold up his end in any kind of a deal! :lol:

Oh Haymaker, you better not go north! :lol:

 

[Hanta Yo]

Haymaker,

Miss Tam is gorgeous, "anatomically correct" in every way, very sweet and very talented. I had the pleasure of meeting and visiting with her, too bad you weren't there to see for yourself.

OH, WELL....................GOOD LUCK :wink:

 

[Tam]

Just got home at midnight and I see I'm the Butt of all your jokes. :lol2:
Haymaker I guess you know by now that your name did come up in Deadwood but everyone was really nice when they talked about you :wink:

Thanks to Macon for bringing all of us together on Ranchers.net and thank to NR for bringing us all to together in Deadwood. I hope everyone made it home safe and sound. I really enjoyed meeting all of you and hope we can do it again next year. :nod:

 

[HAY MAKER]

well jinglebob,I figger you ta be a man of your word ,so if you say the picture is of Miss Tam,then whiskey's on me,she sure does have a skinny lil ole butt dont she,Hell I almost feel sorry for the poor lil ole thang with a "pooter rumpus" like that,until I remember how mean she is to me :wink: ..............good luck

 

[HAY MAKER]

Haymaker,

Miss Tam is gorgeous, "anatomically correct" in every way, very sweet and very talented. I had the pleasure of meeting and visiting with her, too bad you weren't there to see for yourself.

OH, WELL....................GOOD LUCK :wink:

well I will have to go and check it out next year,I gotta be careful tho,Mr Tam might figger me out..............good luck Hanta

 

[Tam]

To late Haymaker I have you figured to be a mouthy old fart that likes to bad mouth people you don't know in the name of humor and you think of yourself as quite a "ladiesman" after a few shots of good old Canadian sipping whiskey. If Ranchers.net was a town, you would be the loud good natured town drunk with a mean side. Every town has one and you fit the bill here on ranchers :wink: :nod: :lol2:

 

[Jinglebob]

I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank both of you, Tam and haymaker, for providing me with a lot of good enterttainment! Your like the two people who got married and stuck it out and all the neighbors like to watch them fight! :lol:

 

[Muratic]

I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank both of you, Tam and haymaker, for providing me with a lot of good enterttainment! Your like the two people who got married and stuck it out and all the neighbors like to watch them fight! :lol:

I have to agree here. But, I think Tam could wip him!! Itty Bitty as she is, the best firecrackers come in the smallest packages!!

 

[Jinglebob]

After meeting Tam, I would sure put my money on her! She's got this great big ol' feller for a husband and whenever she looked at him, he just cringed! :shock: :lol:

No, he really didn't. But I think she would be kind'a like tanglin' with a wolvereen crossed with a grizzly and a touch of mountain lion throwed in. Good thing ol' Haymaker don't live close to her! 'Course, if he did, he'd be a lot more respectful or she'd go over and box his ears!

But she was in a good mood in Deadwood and sure was lots of fun to visit with. A real nice lady! Matter of fact, all of them females there was real nice ladies.