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Canadian Tam wrote:
You know Haymaker guys that blow about being a ladies man are probably just that a ladiesman. I would rather have a gentlemen though. Gentlemen know how to treat a lady and Ladies men just think they do. Gentlemen would never comment on the size of a lady's butt or call her names. He would just admire her curves and enjoy her other assets like her brain. Unlike a Ladiesman that would make fun of her to the other men in the room and then go and try pick her up and expect a good time at her expence. So yes I can see where you are probably a "LADIESMAN" Haymaker. No Brains required right Haymaker.

To which Hay Maker sez:
You better be careful Miss Tam,MR Tam is gonna figger out you are speaking from experience?Or maybe you are the one that's blowing?I dont believe your description of a ladies man is accurate at all,I say a ladies man is always kind, gentle,and respectful and treats a lady speacial,he dont do any of the things you described...............good luck PS Oh yeah one stipulation to the above "A lady has to act like a lady" :wink:
 
A true gentleman that is married doesn't sit on the internet trying to be a ladies man! I can just guess what types of sites those types of men are really on, (while the sons are out baling) while flipping back and forth to Ranchers.

A you married Haymaker? :D :D
 
Murgen said:
A true gentleman that is married doesn't sit on the internet trying to be a ladies man! I can just guess what types of sites those types of men are really on, (while the sons are out baling) while flipping back and forth to Ranchers.

A you married Haymaker? :D :D
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Are you looking for a gentle man turden? :D :D .........good luck PS I have told you before I dont get into this same sex stuff some of you canuckle heads do.I LL stick with the ladies....good luck on your hunt for a gentle man maybe Miss Tam will gve you some advice :wink:
 
I'm not looking for one, you know that, but I do have a couple of lady friends that might be. You don't have any idea, where I might find a few good "gentlemen" that I might fix them up with. They are willing to send pics over the net to the right person!


Didn't think so!
 
Murgen said:
I'm not looking for one, you know that, but I do have a couple of lady friends that might be. You don't have any idea, where I might find a few good "gentlemen" that I might fix them up with. They are willing to send pics over the net to the right person!


Didn't think so!
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I appreciate the offer for help Murgen,but I have always been able to acquire female companionship,well gotta head to town,I have a french canadian hussie that's been teaching me french :wink: talk to you "manana"...........good luck PS you better start getting to town more yourself,something wrong with a man sitting in front of a "PC" on Fri. nite.
 
Amazed,

Nice picture.

What was it like working with George Clooney?

Nice to have you back.

You have great taste if that's not really you.

Stopped my heart for a minute.

If Hayseed is considered a "ladies man", I can only imagine what constitutes as a lady in Boarne, Texas BY GAWD!

In Boarne, Texas, BY GAWD, if you need a date you just rattle the bucket!



~SH~
 
I don't know SH. The way you were strokin Murgen the other day and the way he's talkin to Hayman today, you might have his head all screwed up. I hope you're not looking for a tax break Murgen :wink: there are a few single white males checkin out the new laws after all.
 
HAY MAKER said:
Murgen said:
I'm not looking for one, you know that, but I do have a couple of lady friends that might be. You don't have any idea, where I might find a few good "gentlemen" that I might fix them up with. They are willing to send pics over the net to the right person!


Didn't think so!
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I appreciate the offer for help Murgen,but I have always been able to acquire female companionship,well gotta head to town,I have a french canadian hussie that's been teaching me french :wink: talk to you "manana"...........good luck PS you better start getting to town more yourself,something wrong with a man sitting in front of a "PC" on Fri. nite.
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I thought there was a Mrs Haymaker what kind of gentlemen gos to town on a Friday night and picks up hussies when he has a wife at home. :roll:

To which Hay Maker sez:
You better be careful Miss Tam,MR Tam is gonna figger out you are speaking from experience?Or maybe you are the one that's blowing?I dont believe your description of a ladies man is accurate at all,I say a ladies man is always kind, gentle,and respectful and treats a lady speacial,he dont do any of the things you described...............good luck PS Oh yeah one stipulation to the above "A lady has to act like a lady"
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And Haymaker what you think you are and what you really are could be very different in the eyes of a lady. :wink: The only female companionship you seem to tell us about are the hussies you keep company with so how do you know what a lady thinks of you. :wink:
 
mwj said:
Northern Rancher said:
Old Haystack took some viagra but it just made him taller.
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Maybe you better get you some viagra,might put some height on that lil ole fat frame of yours :D :D :D ....................good luck
 
Northern Rancher said:
Now how would you have any idea of my frame size lol.
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You have all the short mans characteristics,it's called "shorty syndome" & speaking of domes IM told if you keep using that viagra it will put hair on that chrome dome of yours....................good luck
 
Tooo funny-I just heard that you get alot of bisexual women-you suggest sex and they say bye.wonder what syndrome you have with your characteristics.

1.imaginery female friends
2.obsession with people's butts
3. R-calfer's compulsive border disorder

Don't know what they call you in Texas but up here in the land of pure air, common sense and beautiful women you'd be considered 'nuts'.
 
Northern Rancher said:
Tooo funny-I just heard that you get alot of bisexual women-you suggest sex and they say bye.wonder what syndrome you have with your characteristics.

1.imaginery female friends
2.obsession with people's butts
3. R-calfer's compulsive border disorder

Don't know what they call you in Texas but up here in the land of pure air, common sense and beautiful women you'd be considered 'nuts'.
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What we call some one like you here in TX is ,a short fat dumpy bald headed homo sexual..............good luck
 
Wow tough talk save your breath for your blowup doll there sunshine lol. What's it like to have a ten year olds mind in a old worn out body. Pretty mature actions there Haystack do I have to phone your care provider to wash your potty mouth out with soap lol.
 
This is better entertainment than a movie.......at least it keeps me laughing just like a good comedy.

Keep it up boys!!! Always love to see someone bickering with HayMaker!!

UsGal~
 

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