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Feb 14, 2005
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East north east of Soapweed
> Subject: The Pond
>>> >
>>> > > An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
>>>years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
>>> pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
>>>fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>>> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
>>>hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
>>> bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
>>>voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was
>>>a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
>>>aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>>> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
>>> leave!"
>>> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
>>>naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
>>> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>>> > > Moral: Old men can still think fast.
I got a good laugh outa that ,and you have gave me an idea I believe from now on when I go check those tanks ILL have a bucket handy..................good luck
katrina said:
Texas hill country... What would be in tanks????

Katrina tanks ,is what we Texans call ponds,I got a couple of them towards the back of this place..................good luck
I thought he meant the tanks that he keeps his mermaids in. :shock: :p

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