Haymakers Sexual Relations

[Big Muddy rancher]

Mrs Haymaker and Haymaker were sitting watching their favorite TV show when during a commercial break the Mrs. said to Haymaker " What ever happened to our sexual relations.

Haymaker sat in silence until the next commercial break when he said, "you know I have been thinking and I don't think we even got a Christmas card from them last year" :cowboy:

 

[Manitoba_Rancher]

Good one BMR..... :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Haymaker your letting this dropoff the page with out a comment. Geez what's it take to get a rise out of you. :cowboy: Oh gee I just made a joke cause that is what your wife is wondering too. :wink:

 

[HAY MAKER]

Haymaker your letting this dropoff the page with out a comment. Geez what's it take to get a rise out of you. :cowboy: Oh gee I just made a joke cause that is what your wife is wondering too. :wink:

Sounds to me you are speaking from experience, I aint the only one getting long in the tooth around here .........good luck ps and if you want a good joke ,next time you go to the mens room,look in your hand.

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Touchy ,Touchy. I new you couldn't ignore it forever. :cowboy:

Actully I thought the original post was kinda cute.
Did you show it to your wife so she could get a laugh?

 

[HAY MAKER]

Touchy ,Touchy. I new you couldn't ignore it forever. :cowboy:

Actully I thought the original post was kinda cute.
Did you show it to your wife so she could get a laugh?

Ranchers.net is top secret around here ...........good luck

 

[Murgen]

especially the PM"s about gas prices. But if those gas prices rise, then take full benefit of them, eh, Haymaker?

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

Touchy ,Touchy. I new you couldn't ignore it forever. :cowboy:

Actully I thought the original post was kinda cute.
Did you show it to your wife so she could get a laugh?

Ranchers.net is top secret around here ...........good luck

Oh you mean she doesn't know about the French Hussy :???:

 

[Murgen]

BMR, he's giving you the gears again!

He doesn't want his wife to know he was out with the pigs again, in his underwear!

 

[HAY MAKER]

Touchy ,Touchy. I new you couldn't ignore it forever. :cowboy:

Actully I thought the original post was kinda cute.
Did you show it to your wife so she could get a laugh?

Ranchers.net is top secret around here ...........good luck

Oh you mean she doesn't know about the French Hussy :???:

I mean what I posted,I have learnt your sneaky ways,and if my answer seemed vague,it was intended to be :wink: ..............good luck