gcreekrch
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>>>>>>> Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to
>>>>>>> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
>>>>>>> problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't
>>>>>>> think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
>>>>>>> something..But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or
>>>>>>> so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time
>>>>>>> they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know
>>>>>>> where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had
>>>>>>> happened to him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last
>>>>>>> of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and--lo and
>>>>>>> behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy
>>>>>>> to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out
>>>>>>> loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Russ replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail!" cried Sam.
>>>>>>> "What in the world for?" "Well," Russ said, "You know
>>>>>>> Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop
>>>>>>> where I sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember
>>>>>>> her. What about her?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at
>>>>>>> 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I
>>>>>>> pled 'guilty'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
>>>>>>> Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to
>>>>>>> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
>>>>>>> problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't
>>>>>>> think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
>>>>>>> something..But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or
>>>>>>> so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time
>>>>>>> they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know
>>>>>>> where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had
>>>>>>> happened to him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last
>>>>>>> of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and--lo and
>>>>>>> behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy
>>>>>>> to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out
>>>>>>> loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Russ replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail!" cried Sam.
>>>>>>> "What in the world for?" "Well," Russ said, "You know
>>>>>>> Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop
>>>>>>> where I sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember
>>>>>>> her. What about her?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at
>>>>>>> 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I
>>>>>>> pled 'guilty'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
