HERE YOU GO SH

[HAY MAKER]

A R CALFER went hunting one day in S DAKOTA and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like R CALFERS.
The game warden ordered to the R CALFER to show his hunting license, and the R CALFER pulled out a valid S DAKOTA hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from S DAKOTA. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"

The R CALFER reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"

The R CALFER reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said this ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

Again the E CALFER reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the R CALFER "Just where the hell are you from?"

The R CALFER turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, expert."
















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[Chuckie]

i hate to be the one to break it toya, haymaker, but you're really boring. take this the the "Bull Session", where it belongs, if anyone will listen to ya

 

[HAY MAKER]

i hate to be the one to break it toya, haymaker, but you're really boring. take this the the "Bull Session", where it belongs, if anyone will listen to ya

STILL POUTING SISSY?chuckie my skinny ass...............good luckPS I suppose now that you are through,pouting you made your self,QUEEN OF THE COFFE SHOP.......ROTFLMAO

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

i hate to be the one to break it toya, haymaker, but you're really boring. take this the the "Bull Session", where it belongs, if anyone will listen to ya

STILL POUTING SISSY?chuckie my skinny ass...............good luck

Geez Ronnie your in a foul mood. :cowboy:

 

[HAY MAKER]

Nope IM in a good mood ,almost through planting,pretty soon ILL have some time to sit on the front porch,cuss packers,drink a lil whiskeywith the rest of the ole coots,probably should have been out there this evening but I had to check on sissy poor lil thang been pouting.........good luck

 

[Hanta Yo]

BMR,

Thanks for putting out the fire. I was about to give someone a piece of my mind...

 

[Shelly]

Nope IM in a good mood ,almost through planting,pretty soon ILL have some time to sit on the front porch,cuss packers,drink a lil whiskeywith the rest of the ole coots,probably should have been out there this evening but I had to check on sissy poor lil thang been pouting.........good luck

Haymaker, you ARE in a foul mood! You're just crusty, as a matter of fact. Not only here, but on bull session, too. I see you've given up picking on Tam, and have moved on to chuckie and Hanta Yo. Shame on you! Just don't start with me, I kind of enjoy reading most of what you have to say, and I'd hate to have to start having words with you! :wink:

 

[Hanta Yo]

Nope IM in a good mood ,almost through planting,pretty soon ILL have some time to sit on the front porch,cuss packers,drink a lil whiskeywith the rest of the ole coots,probably should have been out there this evening but I had to check on sissy poor lil thang been pouting.........good luck

Haymaker, you ARE in a foul mood! You're just crusty, as a matter of fact. Not only here, but on bull session, too. I see you've given up picking on Tam, and have moved on to chuckie and Hanta Yo. Shame on you! Just don't start with me, I kind of enjoy reading most of what you have to say, and I'd hate to have to start having words with you! :wink:

Thanks, Shelly, I appreciate your support I sure didn't mean to make someone mad, I just like to share some things that cross my computer screen. FYI, to be exact.

Have a great day

BTW,
It's 75 out :shock: :shock: , been cleaning out flowerbeds and I'm wearing summer clothes :shock: :shock: Supposed to cool off, hope we get moisture, the wind today is sucking all the moisture out of the ground that we got last couple weeks