KING of the INTERNET COWBOYS

by Yvonne Hollenbeck

He's king of the internet cowboys;

he rides for the old FB brand.

He knows everything that a cowman should know,

and a self-proclaimed "heck-of-a-hand."

His crown is a fairly new black Stetson hat;

his throne is a soft, easy chair

There's a "Bronc for Breakfast" print on his wall

and he pretends that he too is right there.

He rises each day at the breaking of dawn,

heads for his range, puts the coffee pot on;

then goes down the hall to take care of his chores;

he's thankful he don't have to do them outdoors.

Then fills up his mug and spends most the day

spreading the bull as he's posting away,

In fact he is known to occasionally boast

that no rancher alive has planted more posts.

In case you are wondering where he got all his knowledge,

it's from a farm and ranch manual he once saw in college.

Then he watched lots of Westerns and studied John Wayne

and all that he learned has imprinted his brain.

I'm sure all you boys who have ranched all your life

are probably amazed at his expert advice.

So, let's give him credit where credit is due;

he's the King of the Internet Cowboy Crew!