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Hey, That reminds me of a joke

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Feb 10, 2005
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Southern Manitoba
A boy went to the country to spend a few days with his grandfather. The first morning when he went to eat breakfast he said, "Granddad, there's grease on my plate." His granddad answered, "That's as good as Cold Water can get it."

The second morning the boy said, "Granddad, there's egg on my fork." His granddad answered, "That's as good as Cold Water can get it." After breakfast the boy got ready to leave. As he stepped out on the porch, a dog came barking at him. The boy called out; "Granddad your dog tried to bite."

His granddad stepped out on the porch and yelled, "Cold Water, you go lay down!"
Kind of like having dinner with folks you don't want to have over too often, and letting the dog lick the dishes clean, and then putting them back in the cupboard as the guests are watching!
Is that how it is done, murgen????? :eek: :eek:
We need an avatar of someone slapping themselves on the forehead..that would be me...all this time i have been going about it the wrong way!!! Now, i know better!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

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