Soapweed
Well-known member
Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in
a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet nother one coming"
cried the doctor! The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in
a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet nother one coming"
cried the doctor! The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
