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Feb 11, 2005
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northern Nebraska Sandhills
Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into

labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in

the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the

father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am

doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that

lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within

minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down

there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in

a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet nother one coming"

cried the doctor! The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the

doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

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