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Hot n Cold SEX

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May 24, 2005
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The Dam End of Silicon Valley
Subject: Hot and cold sex

After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to
be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me

'In fact, I do.' said the old man.. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and
chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot
and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be
fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims
that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and
then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'

"Oh, that crazy old bastard'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is
usually in January, and the second time is in August.’

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