get a 64 count Crayola Crayon box. get a big bottle of whiskey, and an extra chair. as soon as you open that bottle, some old gimpy Texas womanizer will be in it, sippin off your jug telling lies about Elmo....
can't help you any further than that, I pass out and by morning, HayMaker has the pics posted for me....
seriously, there is a sticky at the top that explains how to post pics.