Faster horses
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>>THIS IS PRICELESS!!!!
>>
>>Subject: How to stay married
>>A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had
>>shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
>>secrets
>>from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the
>>top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open
>>or ask her about.
>>
>>For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
>>day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
>>recover.
>>In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
>>shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
>>
>>She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
>>When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
>>totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be
>>married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
>>was to
>>never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should
>>just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved;
>>he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box.
>>She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of
>>living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
>>
>>"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
>>money? Where did it come from?"
>>"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
>>
>>Women will love this...
>>
>>A Prayer.......
>>
>>Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
>>him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>>I'll
>>beat him to death. Amen!
>>And I don't know how to crochet
>>
>>Subject: How to stay married
>>A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had
>>shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
>>secrets
>>from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the
>>top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open
>>or ask her about.
>>
>>For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
>>day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
>>recover.
>>In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
>>shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
>>
>>She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
>>When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
>>totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be
>>married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
>>was to
>>never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should
>>just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved;
>>he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box.
>>She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of
>>living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
>>
>>"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
>>money? Where did it come from?"
>>"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
>>
>>Women will love this...
>>
>>A Prayer.......
>>
>>Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
>>him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>>I'll
>>beat him to death. Amen!
>>And I don't know how to crochet
