jodywy
Well-known member
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day
my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
Doctor: "I have a cure for that.
When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room
or goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman returns to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.
I swished & swished, & he calmed down! How does a glass of water do that?
Doctor: The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day
my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
Doctor: "I have a cure for that.
When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room
or goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman returns to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.
I swished & swished, & he calmed down! How does a glass of water do that?
Doctor: The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
